I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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