Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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