Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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