you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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