Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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