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I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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