he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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