quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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