I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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