i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
it was like eating out sand paper
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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