It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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