I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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