I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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