She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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