Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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