Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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