i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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