What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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