If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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