Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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