Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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