if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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