Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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