Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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