We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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