you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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