Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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