you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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