using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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