i wish there were pregnant emoticons
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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