PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Randomize
