I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I think your dad took our porno
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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