WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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