just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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