it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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