its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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