Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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