Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
