Ambien. No doubt about it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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