For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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