I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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