Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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