So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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