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Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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