Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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