awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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