You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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