yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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