i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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