There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
